Last updated February 23, 1999. All prices postpaid.
Too Content To Be Mediocre: We are now accepting pre-orders for our CD, which is almost complete! Our current thinking is that we'll have them manufactured and ready to ship by mid-to-late April. This CD will sell for $10 when it is out, but if you order one from us now, you can get it for just $6! That's right, six bucks! For the price of a used CD at most record stores, you can get a brand new one! Be one of the first to have this, it looks to be a killer.
Cool Stickers: FREE if you come to a show! That's right, all you have to do is show up at a gig, listen to our set, and afterwards, come up to one of us and ask for one! What could be simpler? These are top-grade vinyl crack-and-peel stickers that can stand up to the weather and still look great. If you don't live in an area where we're playing and can't get to one of our shows, you're not out of luck; Send a self-addressed stamped envelope to the address listed at the bottom of the page, and we'll get one out to you.
DC ASS Compilation: Yep, we are now accepting pre-orders for that CD too, which is quickly moving towards completion! The offer is the same on this one, too; It'll be $10 when it comes out, but if you buy it now, it's only $6.Help energize the DC rock and roll scene and show the world what they've been missing!